Oh, Hello, I didn't see you there.
I'm here to tell you about something that is troubling our times, something that might CHANGE THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY

... myself
thats right, I will soon be invading you neighborhoods, houses, and possibly killing your cat.
I will be corrupting your children's morals and encouraging them to join a cult. If only to get that warm, community feeling you just cant get anywhere else. i just care about the children so much, the children!
but thats only once I'm the president, until then I will just continue to be a spastic over-achiever with a slight canadian accent.

I'll see you in the future if, you can keep up, that is.

sex, relativity, and rock n' roll

At the Drive-in, Now 4, Polvo, French Pop, The Faint, The Cool Kids, Men Women and Children, Of Montreal, Mobile, Moving Units, RAT:ATT:AGG, Portugal the Man, traditional Japanese Shamisen, Young Love, Tokyo Police Club, Robert Johnson, Test Icicles, That Chocolate Rain Dude, Cursive, Flight of the Concords, The Mars Volta, Nightmare of You, Queens of the Stone Age, Robert Johnson, The Tender Box

Wet Hot American Summer, Harry Potter, Just Buried, Death at a Funeral, W, Almost Famous, Little Miss Sunshine, Pokemon 2000, Donnie Darko, Friday the 13th, Monkey Warfare

Courage the Cowardly Dog, 30Rock, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report, South Park, Flight of the Concords, CNN

Anything by Chuck Klosterman, I Am America ( and So Can You!), I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Catcher in the Rye, Happy Cruelty Day, The Communist Manifesto, Angler, The Elegant Universe